(Scene: Laying in bed, me in a green shirt and Jack in green digger PJs...)
Jack: We're both wearing green.
Me: Yeah, I'm wearing half green and and you're wearing all green.
Jack: And mine has a digger on it.
Me: Mine's just plain.
Jack: When you're little, we'll get you one with a digger on it.
Me: When will I be little?
Jack: In a couple weeks.
Me: Oh...
Jack: Are you excited???
Me: Yeah!
Jack: You'll get to play on playscapes! And go down slides! And when you're little you don't have to go to work, you can just play!