After coming into our room at 5:40...
Mom, I have a tummy ache. I ate too many green beans. At my class, I saw the green beans, and I ate too many of them.
Mom, I'm going to let you sleep longer and keep you safe from bears. If a bear comes in here and tries to scare you away, I will shoot fire on him, don't worry.
When we took Lucy to the doctor's office the other day...
M: Jack, when we go into the doctor's office, I'm going to need you to be quiet so Dad and I can listen to the doctor, okay? I brought you some goldfish.
J: Well, I can't be quiet.
M: Why not?
J: Well, if I'm eating goldfish, they're crunchy, so it will make some noise.
