Hey Mom, do you know why I don't want to be a pilot when I grow up? Because I'm afraid I'll press the wrong button and hit a building. Then a police officer will come and give me a ticket. Also, I don't want to be a pilot because I'm going to be a chef. But you can come to my restaurant. I'll still be in Texas, but I'll live in a different house.
I don't like chapel. I don't have to go to chapel because I'm going to be in Tennessee. Isn't that awesome? Chapel's boring. It's boring to sit in those boring seats and sing boring songs. The only kind of songs I like to sing is "Beat It." That's the only kind.
