Jack and Papa were playing on the slot machines in Papa's basement and Papa told Jack to rub the Indian's head for good luck. Jack said, "Native American is the proper name for that."
Kelly invited Jack and Lucy to come to one of her friend's 4-year-old daughter's birthday party at a bouncy house place. When we were getting ready to go, Jack said, "I'm not going to have pizza and cake; I'm just going for the inflatables."
On the drive home, Lucy started having a meltdown about 13 hours in because she couldn't find her McDonald's toy. She would not stop crying about it, and finally Jack said, "Lucy! Do you want to DIE? You are distracting the driver and we could get in an accident! It's a matter of LIFE!"
