A new boy started in Jack's class the other day. When I picked Jack up from school, I asked him if the kids were nice to Weldon on his first day and he said, "Oh yeah, because he's very handsome and follows all the rules." Apparently the standards are pretty high these days on the pre-k playground.
Today while driving to school, Todd pulled up next to us on the highway. Jack looked over at him and quoted the movie Cars: "You drive like you fix roads: lousy."